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I Have Too Many Lap Dances Said No One Ever Women's T-Shirt

Lady-fit value weight t-shirt with shaped seam sides for a feminine fit. Cotton/Lycra® rib crew neck with taped neckline and produced using Belcoro yarn makes for a softer feel.

Fabric - 100% Cotton, Belcoro® yarn
Weight - White 160gsm, Colours 165gsm

Washing Instructions - Machine wash low 30°. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Do not iron print area. Do not dry clean.

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